swami sri sri arnavanda singh raizada!!!!!!!!

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Apr 23, 2012

swami sri sri arnavanda singh raizada!!!!!!!! (By mk)

hi friends, here is another story 4 u all.

here it goes.

Night time, khushi was sitting on the couch writing something very seriously. arnav came from office.

he put the laptop bag on the bed and went near the couch "khushi mujhe baithne do".

khushi "aap aa gaye? do(2) minute rukhiye, hum yeh kaam poora kar lete hain(u've come? wait 4 2 min, i'll complete dis work)".

arnav got irritated "wat the hell r u doing?"

khushi "hum bachchon ko patra lekan(letter writing) sikhane ke liye namoona(model letter) tayyar kar rahe hain?"

arnav "patra????????? what the...?"

khushi "angrezi mein letter kaise likhte hain woh hum bachchon ko dikhane ke liye ek letter likh rahe hain. ab samjhe?"

arnav shocked "english mein? tum? khushi r u serious?"

khushi "a..a....haaan.............kyun? waise itne din aapke saath rehne ke baavjood bhi agar hum angrezi bol ya likh nahi paye toh ye humare liye sharm ki baat hain naa? kyunki 1947 mein jab angrez iss desh ko chhodkar chale gaye the, tab apni aakhri nishani ke thour par aaphi ko toh chhodkar gaye !!! tabhi toh aap bolte angrezi hain, chalte angrezi hain , aur to aur cheenkte(sneeze) bhi angrezi mein hi hain. hain naa arnavji?(yeah.. y? btw inspite of being with u 4 so many days if i cant speak or write english , isnt it shameful 4 me? coz when britishers went away from this country in 1947, they had left only u behind here as their last memory. isnt it arnavji?)" and gave a mischievous smile.

arnav gritting his teeth "shut up. ab utho. i want to chill".

khushi widening her eyes "kyaa? aap chillayenge? aapko kya laga? agar aap chillayenge toh hum chup rahenge? hume bhi aata hain chillana.(wat? u ll shout?wat do u think? if u shout, will i be quiet? i also can shout at u.)"(she actually misunderstood chill with chillana i.e. shouting).

arnav confusingly "wwwwwwwwhat?????"

khushi knew she had done some gadbad hence got up.

she kept the paper on the table and went to the kitchen.

meanwhile arnav picked up the paper to read that so called 'patra lekhan ka namoona.'

his eyes widen as he was reading the letter.

it read as follows

"dear expected teacher(respected teacher), (arnav placed his palm on his forehead)

I ur class student write letter. i fever happen yesterday. it is very very what the... fever. no shut up of fever, unbelievable. i ask u leave 4 days contract, u say "what the hell...". i sign u deal, i'll manage class studies. plz give leave. after u and i meeting, if i no do homework then u say what the... now fever is very what the.. and no stop it. i will shut up and do my home work. i say to fever "dont u dare damn it!!!". after 4 days fever get out. i get out from house and come school.

you sinnerly(yours sincerely),

khushi kumari gupta singh raizada."

(btw friends i m sooo sorry to tease khushi, but in my 'cute rabba ve and comedy tiny story', i ve pulled arnav's leg soo much. bichara!!!! to compensate him for it, now its khushi's turn.)

at that time khushi came into the room. she saw arnav reading the letter and laughing uncontrollably. first she was pleased to see arnav laughing like an innocent baby. then she came 2 know that he was laughing reading her letter.

she ran 2wards him and snatched the letter from him. as he saw her he stopped laughing but was smirking and said "aise letter bachche exams mein likhenge toh i assure u. teacher ko ho jayega, tumhara 'very very what the.... fever'. help chahiye hota toh mujhse pooch leti."

khushi "hume nahi chahiye aapki koi madat(help). agar aapko koi madat ki zaroorat hain toh hume batha dijiyega."

arnav now lit up " shut up kkgsr! mein sab kaam akela aur tumse jyaada achcha kar sakta hoon."

khushi "sab kaam????"

arnav "yeah..."

khushi "sab kuch????"

arnav "yeah ..of course. aur tumse bhi achcha. did u get it?"

khushi "hum jo kahenge, kyaa wo aap kar payenge? lagi shart(challenge)?"

arnav "haan...yeah...it's a challenge."

"agar haar gaye toh?"

"main kabhi haarta nahi but harata hoon.(i dont lose but make others lose.)"

"soch lijiye!!!!!agar nahi kar paye toh?(if u cant do?)"

arnav looked like 'what?'

khushi "agar aap haar gaye, toh aapko hume apni shaadi ki sachchayi batani hogi. ab bhi aapke pass waqt hain, chahe toh aap peeche hatt sakte hain(means u need not accept challenge)".

arnav "haarne ke liye ready ho jao khushi. kyaa shart hain bathao."

khushi gave him a smile which said 'u cannot win. i wont let u win.'

what is cooking in her mind? what is the damn challenge ? n e ideas??????

rest in nxt update . for nw bye. gd ngt.

Apr 24, 2012

swami sri sri arnavananda singh raizada!!!!!!!!! (By mk)

hi friends i m here.

the title is actually."swami sri sri arnavananda singh raizada", ok?

here segment goes,

khushi smiled at arnav and said "kuch nahi, bas aapko ek poore din hindustani hone farz nibhana hain"

arnav "means?"

khushi "waise humare sangat mein rehkar toh aap tootifooti hindi bol hi sakte hain na? bas ussi ko pakka kar lena hain." said winking her eyes.

arnav "what the....... khushi saaf saaf bolo."

khushi folded her arms "aapko poore ek din sirf hindi bhasha hi bolna hai. ek bhi angrezi shabdh mooh se nikalna nahi hain."

arnav saw her like 'u must b awarded the miss.world's most rotten brain award' and said "itni stupidsi challenge aur tumhe lagta hain tum jeetogi? tumhe haarne ka bahut shauk hain naa toh mein..."

khushi "ek minute ek minute! humari poori baat toh sun lijiye!ek bhi angrezi shabdh nahi. yahan tak ki aapke pyare shabdh what the.......shut up.......stop it.......damn it...... bhi nahi. yahan tak ki phone par 'hello' bhi nahi. wo bhi toh angrezi shabd hain na"

nw arnav was taken aback a little. those words, as we know, were like khushi for him without which he cant live.

arnav " khushi par office mein foreign clients se....."

khushi "chaliye aapki musibat thoda kam kar dete hain. ye kaam aapko office ke din mein nahi, balki ravivaar ko karna hoga."

arnav "raviva.... what the?"

khushi mouth wide open "kyaaaa? aapko ravivar nahi patha?sunday.. sunday.. hey devi maiyya! hume na jane kyun abhi se hi jeetne ki ummeed ki kiran nazar aane lag gayi hain. hume patha hain aap apne ghar walon se bhi zyada der tak hindi nahi bol sakte." and she giggled.

arnav "khushi tum......"

khushi "aur haan swami!(arnav gritted teeth) uss din hum bachchon ko bulane wale hain, shaam ko. aapko unhe "mahamrutyunjay mantra" aur "gayatri mantra" sikhana hai aur unka matlab bhi samjhna hain. (arnav is shell shocked, his eyes widen, his hands began to shake) bas itni hi hain humari 'isstupid'si sharth.aur iss sharth ke baare main kisiko nahi batana hain. kyun, hain manjoor? agar aapse nahi hoga toh aap haar maan sakte hain. hume boora nahi lagega. waise har ek kaam har kisi ki bas ki baath nahi hoti hain na?"

arnav grabbed her arms "kkgsr! main tumhe harakr dikhaoonga."

khushi "agar haar gaye, toh shaadi ki sachchayi, yaad rakhiyega."

arnav " tum harne ke liye tayyar ho jao khushi. kyunki tum ek hi cheez achchi tarah janti ho....... haarna!"

khushi gave him an ignoring look "shubh ratri!!!! swami"

arnav and khushi went to sleep.

sunday!!!!!!!!!!!

mami was filling some participation form of ladies club.

a field came ticking the suitable sex(male or female)

in urgency she ignored that field "ii baad ma kar levenge"

and she went to next , address field.

mama saw this "arey mannu! ooo par kisi ek ko tick kar do na, tum male ho ya female. kuch bhi nahi tick kiya? tum kuch bhi naa ho kaaa?"

everybody burst out laughing.

arnav came down , everybody saw him.

anji "good morning chhote!"

arnav "goo......."

khushi "ahem ahem. di aaj ravivaar hain na." and saw arnav.

arnav stared at khushi and said "shubh prabhat di(good morning di!)"

everybody's and anji's mouth widen open "chhote ye kya hua tumhe? tumhari tabiyat toh theek hain naa?"

arnav "haan di.bas aise hi. mujhe bl.. kaali chai milegi di?"

anji still staring at him "a..a..a.. haan. hum abhi aaye"

everybody stared him at went to their respective room. arnav sat on sofa, waitng for his kaali chai when khushi started singing,

aaj mausam hai suhaana

hindi bolne ka hain bahaana

what the what the what the!

angrezi shabdho ko mitana

bachchon ko hai mantra sikhana

what the what the what the!

arnav stared at her angrily.

enuf 4 nw.

hey friends! do u want arnav 2 lose or win?

my hubby told that "show him winning all the day and at ending of the

day make him say what the or damn it bcoz of some reason caused by khushi."

what do u think? arnav ko jeetayen ya haraayen?

reat in nxt update. bye!

Apr 24, 2012

swami sri sri arnavananda singh raizada!!!!!!!!! (By mk)

friends if u want to add to arnav's hindi safar (ya suffer) ideas. u can freely to this my view

but plz do comment . ur comments mean a lot to me................................................................

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and yeah..

a parrt was left in between

after he asks di for kaali chai, he call s hp.

hp "ji bhayya!"

arnav "mere kamre se mera neela daanth le aaao"

khushi somehow controlled her laughter.

nw hp was like 'what the...'

anji "blue tooth chhote?"

arnav "a.a. haan di. di meri kali chai?"

then anji went in.

mami "ee ka, chhote hindi pandit hui gaye ka???? ya ban gaye koi sri sri arnavananda singh raizada baba? bolo arnavananda baba ki jai!!!!!!!!!"

every body started laughing.

arnav was like 'mooh-khokle-musibat-ko-bula-liya'.

then khushi sings.

plz do say whether to make arnav win or lose.

Apr 26, 2012

swami sri sri arnavananda singh raizada!!!!!!!!! (By mk)

hey dear friends! what a lovely response to my story! i am just in cloud nine yaar!!!!!and thanks a lot 4 ur comments.

okay here the story goes!

everybody were having their breakfast.

anji "aaj inhone(snakewa) kaha hai ki wo jaldi ghar aa jayenge.hum tab tak mandir jaakar aa jayen nani?(2day he'll come soon home, b4 dat may i go to temple to temple nani)"

nani "bitiya! kitni baar kaha hain ee halat ma jyada kaunu safar naa kiya kijiye.(i've told several times dat u shd'nt travel this much in this condition.)"

anji "hum mandir hi toh jaa rahe hain na nani, plz??(i m going to temple only nani, plz??)"

nani smiled and nodded yes "par jaldi aa jaiyega, aaj patha hain naa aapko kya karna hain?(but come soon, u know wat u hv to do 2day, isn't it?)"

anji "haan nani bilkul. hum bhoolenge kaise bhala?(ya.. of course, hw can i 4get?)"

meanwhile arnav "di mujhe wo do.(di give me dat.)"

anji "kya hua chhote? kya chahiye?(wt happned chhote? what u want?)"

arnav "mujhe (looking at smthing under the table) mak...maska lagana hain di.(i wanna apply butter di.)"

mami "hhhaaaaaaaiiiin!!!!!!! to whooj?(to whom)"

mama "ee bhi kaunu poochan ki baath hain? khusi bitia ko!!! hain na bitwa?laga lo sharmao mat.(clear thing, to khushibitia, isn't it bitwa?apply aplly, dont be shy.)"

(actually maska lagana means to praising or doing/talking anything sweet to plead one who is angry on you.)

everybody burst out laughing.

arnav "di mujhe iss bre... rr...roti ke upar wo aapke samne hain na wo maska lagaana hain.(di wanna apply that butter in front of u on this bread)"

khushi "arey arnavji! aap jante hain isse butter kehte hain. agar aap bol dete ki 'mujhe butter do' toh hum aapko butter laakar de dete thaaki aap uss bread par butter laga sake.(oh arnavji! u know that it is called butter, if u've said 'i want butter' i wd've given u butter so that u can apply butter on that bread)" and giggled 2wards him. arnav gritted his teeth but he was helpless.

after finishing breakfast, arnav stared angrily at khushi (who was smiling teasingly at him)and went to akash.

arnav " akash! main kalke wo fi...(agn looking at smthing below) dastawej ko bij...li ke t..taar se tumhe aman ko bhejne ke liye kaha tha, wo tumne bhej diya na?(akash. i've told u to send dat file via email to aman. did u send it?)"

akash opened his mouth like mele-mein-gum-hua-bakra(goat-lost-in-fair).

he was looking at arnav's face like an alien in arnav's name.

akash smhow managed to answer "a..a haan bhai.meine bhej diya. aman ne poocha ki wo clients ko kab bulayen.(yeah bhai. aman was asking when to call the clents.)"

arnav "un cl(agn looking at smthing below) thekedaron ko(akash raised his eyebrws) kal bula lo, kal hi wo de(agn looking at smthing below) ss..sauda pakka kar lete hain.(call the clients 2morrow)"

akash was confusingly nodded his head.

arnav was abt to turned when he bumped into khushi.

"wh....(closing his eyes and then opening)kya hai!!!!"

khushi laughed "pprrrrrrrrr!!"

and began to sing

aaj mausam hain suhana

maska lagaane ka hain bahaana

what the what the what the!

deal ho gaya sauda

aur what the hua kya hai

what the what the what the!

arnav "sh... upar bandh karo(shut up)"

khushi widen her eyes "kkyaaaaa???" she checked herself.

arnav realised wat he said

"mera matlab hain mooh bandh karo(i meant to shut ur mouth)"

"usse achcha aap shut up hi bol dete.(u cud've told shut up only)."

arnav ignored her and and went to the room.

evening........

he was calling aman .

aman "hello"

arnav "he...(saw khushi standing near the door glaring at him) namaste aman."

aman "ss...sir?"

arnav "kal ssss..somvar hain na. un cl.. thekedaron ko kal baithak mein bula lo. tumhe patha hain yeh ss..sauda humare liye kitan imp...(looked at smthng) mm..mehe...mehe..."

at dat time laxmi came in "mehe...mehe...mehe..."

khushi "aayiye laxmiji, arnavji aaphi ko bula rahe the.(cm laxmiji. arnavji was calling u only.)" and giggled.

arnav stared at laxmi and khushi angrily and spoke to aman "kitna

mehetvapoorna(important) hain. uske baare jo maine kaagaz main likhkar diya tha, usse tum (looking at smtng) a..a..athishookshma mu..mulay...yam k..kach..hari sh..shabdh kagzaat(microsoft office word document) mein badlo. aur tumhare godh ke upar(lap-godh top-upar) bacha lo.(it's very important. the written info i gave u in paper, convert it into ms office word doc and save it in ur laptop)."

khushi "godh par!!!what the.....!" and started laughing.

aman "sir a..a..aap kya bol rahe hain mujhe kuch samajh nahi..(sir i dont understand nything)"

arnav irritatingly said"rehne do tumhe sab akash batha dega... ab thekedaron ko bata do ki unhe kal baithak par aana hai.tum peeche se kaam karo. main tumhe peeche se bulaoonga.(let it b akash will xplain u all.nw inform clients to cm 2morrow for meeting. nw get back to work. i'll call u back.)"

arnav cut the phone and gave a sigh of relief n went to poolside.

khushi wondered what he was looking at while breakfast time, while speaking to akash and aman.

she checked his suitcase. she found a english to hindi translation dictionary.

her eyes wide open.

'hume inhe aise nahi chhodna chahiye. aise toh laad governor jeet... nahi nahi. hum unhe haraakar rahenge.'

she took the dict. and hid it in her wardrobe.

"ab dekhiye laad governor! ab bachchon mantra aise sikhayiye

what the omm!

what the triyambakam!"(this only for fun. im very very sorry if i've done wrong. not for hurting any emotions! this is only for fun.)

she smiled as if she has already won.

after sometime chidren came.

arnav "tum logon ko patha hain na aaj main kyaa sikhane wala hoon?(u know wat im going to teach 2day, isn't it?)"

harpreet "jijaji! khushi jiji ke kaha hain ki aapko ek kavita sunayen. aap khush ho jayenge.(khushi jiji have told to recite a poem to u. u 'll b happy)"

arnav " aa..aa.. theek hain sunao(ok, recite)"

all children in chorus

"

aaj mausam hai suhana

mantra sikhane ka hai bahana

what the what the what the!

(arnav gritted his teeth)

hindi se naatha joda

naach na aaye aangan teda

what the what the what the!"

arnav had no other choice but listening to them.

he opened his suitcase to find that dictionary is missing.

"wh.. k..kya hai!"

he was shocked.

khushi sitting between children gave him a victory smile.

nw how will arnav teach chilren the mantras?

ohh pooor baby!!!!!

rest in next update.bye .

do comment. bye.

Apr 27, 2012

swami sri sri arnavananda singh raizada!!!!!!!!! (By mk)

hi dear friends.

here goes the story,

arnav was very irritated and angry with khushi for hiding the dict.

"khushi tum zara baahar chalo(just come out with me)" he said rolling his eyes.

khushi widening her eyes "kyuuuunnnnn?"

he grabbed her arms and dragged her out.

khushi "chhodiye hume...kya hua aapko?(leave me .. wat happened 2 u?)"

arnav "h... tumhari himmat kaisi hui meri di... shabdhkosh ko haath lagane ki(hw dare u touch my dict.?)"

khushi raising her hands in air "arey waah waah waah!!!!! shabdhkosh!!!!! itni meethe hindi shabdh aaj hume aapke mooh se sunne ko mil rahe hai, hume lagta hai jaise hume 1000 jalebian, 1000 rasgulle, 1000 laddu kha rahe hain.(omg!shabdhkosh(dictionary)! i got 2 hear these sweet hindi words from ur mouth. i feel like i m eating 1000 jalebis,1000 rasgullas and 1000 ladoos.)"

arnav angrily "khushi usse chup chap mujhe de do( give it back 2 me)"

khushi teasd him singing "hum honge kamyaab! hum honge kamyaab aaj hi"

and she started walking into the room to the children.

arnav gritted his teeth "kkhushi kkummari ggupta.............ssingh rraizada!!!!!!!"

and he called hp.

he whispered smthng to hp.

hp nodded his head and went arshi's room.

arnav came to the children's room staring at khushi.

after 20-25 minutes hp brought the godh par (laptop) and the ohp(oye hari prakash nahi, over head projector! lol).

khushi wondered wat arnav is upto.

arnav set everything and started the ohp, a screen was shown were the mantras were written in most beautiful manner.

arnav started xplaining

" humara pehla mantra hain mahamrutyunjay mantra, bolo sab!!(children repeated the same)"

hearing the voice all the family members came to that room to be shocked and surprised to see arnav babua teaching them the mantra.

anji "nani!!! humare chhote......"

mami "ee kaa? swami arnavananda ki hello hi, aur ASR ki bye bye."

mama "aaj sooraj poorab disha se uga hain na akash bitwa?(did the sun rise in east only akash?)"

akash again gave the bakra(goat) look.

arnav unknowing of this continued

" sab mere saath bolo

(all repeated after him one by one line)

Om Trayambakam Yajamah

Sugandham Pushtvardhanam

Urvaarukamiva Bandhanaat

Mriturmuksheeya Maamritt

isska matlab hain:

hum bhagwan shankar ki pooja karte hain, jinke teen ankhen hain,

jo prathyek shwaas mein jeevan shakti ka sanchar karte hain,

jo sampoorna shakti ka paalan poshan apni shakti se kar rahe hain,

unse hamari prarthana hain ki,ve hume mrithyu ke bandhanon se mukth kar de aur jisse moksh ki prapti ho jaye."

(Meaning:

We worship Lord Shiva, the one with three eyes; who is fragrant and nourishes the well being of all. He preserves our lives with his power and blesses us with every breath we take. We pray to him to liberate us from death and giude us to the path to attain immortality.)

khushi is shell shocked as if her breath had stopped, her eyes and mouth widen more than normal.

arnav giving her an ignoring smirk continued

"agla mantra hain

gayatri mantra , mere saath bolo sab!!!!!(everybody repeated after him)

Om bhur-bhuvah svah,

tat-savitur-varen'yam,

bhargo devasya dhimahi,

hiyo yo nah pracho-Dayat.(khushi mouth and still wide open)

isska matlab hain:

He bhagavan, tum jivan ke data hai,

dard aur dukh hatanevale,

jo sukh dete hai,

he sansaar ke vidhata

hume shakti do ki hum aapki surya deva(savitur means sun god) ki tarah ujjval shakti paa sake,

kripa karke humari buddhi ko sahi rasta dikhayiye! "(while saying this he was looking at khushi who was still glaring at him in shock)

(meaning:

Ohh Almighty Supreme God, the Creator of entire cosmos, the essence of our life existence, who removes all our pains and sufferings and grants happiness beseeching His divine grace to imbibe within us His Divinity and Brilliance which may purify us and guide our righteous wisdom on the right path.)

everybody started clapping, even chidren too.

harpreet "jijaji, aapne bahut achcha samjhaya. main isse kabhi nahi bhoolunga"

other chidren "haan hum bhi nahi!!!!"

anji and others praised him so much.

khushi's face went all red.'yeh insaan ne yeh sab kab kiya?(when on earth did he do all this?)'

arnav gave her a victory look(bg . asr signature music!!!!)

now khushi feared abt losing.

but then too 'abhi bhi ummed hain khushi. ab toh sirf 11 hi baje hain. aur ek ghanta hain tere pass, kuch soch khushi' she said to herself.

will she be able to win. or will she let arnav win?

upcoming :

shyam again hugged "her"

arnav saw him again "hugging" "her"

shyam said to 'her' " kya kuch nahi kiya humne aapko paane ke liye, yahan tak ki rani sahiba ki jaan...."

dont throw chappals on me. there's smthng diff. for u all.

rest in next update. bye.

Apr 28, 2012

swami sri sri arnavananda singh raizada!!!!!!!!! (By mk)

hi dear friends.

it seems my taglines have dissappointed u all.

i swear i wont dissappoint u . u'll get what u want.

but my dear friends, why do u think i m gonna create MU?

MU has already been created bw u n me!!! I, like khushi wanted to say smthng else, and u all, like Arnav concluded smthng else just by reading the tagline. (hey don't take it seriously. i m just joking ok? friends mein toh jokes chalta hain naa? )

But i didnt write "Arnav will again misunderstand.", isn't it?

yeah, MU is definitely gona happen. but not for arnav.

u know, this hugging is very important for earlier MU to clear.

if u read my lines carefully then u'll understand.

and if u understand plz dont write in the comment. otherwise suspense chala jayega.agar likhna hain toh thoda ghuma phirakar likho taaki doosron ko samajh naa aaye.

and i aSsure u, u'll just love my way of clearation MU.

i'll update asap 2day only. ok? dont worry.

love u all. bye!!!!!!!!!

Apr 29, 2012

swami sri sri arnavananda singh raizada!!!!!!!!!! (By mk)

hi friends

here goes the story,

arnav gave a victory smirk to khushi.

then all members went to sleep.

khushi was wandering in the room thinking 'agar laad governor ko bahut gussa aya toh woh zaroor kuch na kuch angrezi mein bol denge aur unka vrat toot jayega.(if he gets angry then he'll say smthng in english and he'll lose)'

then went into bathroom to change and get fresh.

meanwhile arnav came into the room.

khushi changed to night suit, washed her face and then realised she forgot to bring in the towel. she opened the bathroom's door to seearnav sitting on the couch waitng for her to come out.

an idea flashed in her mind which made smile wider than normal.

immediately she closed the door.

and she called him out "aji sunte ho!!"

arnav looked at the direction of bathroom.

khushi "hum tolia lana bhool gaye. zara aap la doge?(i forgot 2 bring towel, will u plz give?)"

arnav ignored her.

khushi "ji!swami! dijiye na tolia. hum kitni der paani mein hi khade rahen?(ji! give me towel na? how long shd i wait here)"

arnav again ignored her.

khushi nw shouted "dekhiye hum teen tak ginenge, tab tak agar aap tolia nahi la diye toh hum zor se chillayenge aur sab yahan aa jayenge.(i'll count till 3. if b4 that u dont give me towel then i'll scream, then everybody will come here)"

arnav irritatedly got up and picked up the towel. he went near the bathroom door, knocked the door.

khushi inside, decided to pull him inside just like she did earlier in gupta house, so that he'll get angry and say "what the" or something in english.

she said "aap abhi lekar aaye tolia? hume itni der intezaar karvaye iski saza toh aapko milni hi chahiye.(nw u bring the towel? u must be punished for making me wait here)"

saying this she pulled him inside so strongly along with the towel before he cud realise nything.but she 4got the soap was lying just next to her foot.

arnav was angry and abt to say "wh...." but b4 that he unknowingly placed his foot on the wet soap and slipped.

khushi was holding his hands still. as he slipped he held her shoulder for balance. but no use . she too lost her balance. they both spinned twice and fell down. arnav fellon khushi so rapidly that his lips touched her neck.

khushi's face went all red, she closed her eyes. arnav raised his head and saw her. she also opened her eyes and saw him.he was holding her waist. she was holding his t shirt tighly from back. both eyes lock!!!!!!!!(rabba ve!!!!!!!)(hai re nand kisore! humri sankadevi ne kuch aur socha tha, lekin sasura kuch aur hi hui gava!!!!! oooka tolia ka planwa ka mazaakiaa hui gava!!!!!!!!hehhehehee! )

arnav in full mood of romance called out her name in his husky voice "khushi!!!!!!!!!"

"ting tong!"

calling of main door rang.

hearing that arshi realised their position. arnav immediately stood up and so did khushi.

khushi punched her foot on the floor.

arnav seeing this smhow realised wat she was upto and said " tumhe kya laga? aise karke tum mujhe hara sakti ho? main arnav singh raizada hoon. haarta nahi haraata hoon(wat did u think? like this u cn make me lose? im asr. i dont lose but make others lose.)"

khushi stared at him angrily.

he gave an insulting smirk and said "kyun sar ghum raha hain ? haarne ke dar se?(ur head spinning or wat, by the fear of losing?)" and he went to bathroom to change.

khushi's mind was lightened by an idea "swami ! sar toh ghumege hi. par haarne ke dar nahi. jeetne ke umeed se(yeah, head will spin, but to win, not to lose.)"

in the hall, bell was rang by snakewa(kabab mein dusra kaun ho sakta hain?). he came in and went his room to change the skin oooppps.... sorry!!! to get fresh. he didnt find anjali there. he remembered anji told him that she''l be in temple till 12 for some special pravachan. anyways he was happy not seeing her face.

he went inside to change skin ooooppppsssss... sorry again... change clothes.

here, in arshi room,.

arnav changed to night clothes and came out of bathroom. he saw khushi standing near the window facing the poolside. her face reflected the moonlight. and her face was shining just like that of a beautiful divine angel who had just come down from the heaven to enjoy earth's beauty. arnav was lost in her. he kept staring at her. she also saw him. she really came near him . both eyes lock!!!(rabba ve!!!!)

suddenly khushi's eyes began to close. her legs felt too numb to stand. she held his hands. she fainted on his arms.

arnav shocked "khushi!!!!!khushi!!!!!!kyaa hua tumhe?(wat happened to u?)"

he picked up her in his arms and put her on the bed.

he sprinkled water on her face but no use. she was motionless.

he called the doctor once twice thrice but phone rang and rang and rang but no response.

he tried for a last time . in frustration he said "pick up the phone doctor!pick up the damn phone!!!!"(dhattttteriiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!! gayi bhhais paani main. )

he went near khushi "khushi!"

nw khushi slowly opened her eyes .

arnav "khushi tum theek toh ho naa? come on speak up damn it!!!!"

khushi slowly smiled a him and started laughing.

"aaj mausam hai suhaana

laad governor ko haraane ka hain bahaana

lala lala lala!!!!!"

arnav was like 'what the...'

khushi "aap haar gaye arnavji! hume kuch nahi hua hain. hum bas aapko haraane ke liye....."

arnav eyes grew red in anger

he grabbed her arms and pulled her out of the bed "tum samajhti kya ho apne aapko? patha hain main kitna dar gaya? tumne ye nahi socha ki main jeetha kaise tumhare bina?hw cn i live without u?(wat do u think of ur self ? i was deadly afraid? didnt u think hw cn i live without u?)"

khushi was shocked yet managed to answer "theek waise hi jaise 6 mahinon ke baad(just like after 6 months)"

Apr 29, 2012

swami asr!!!!! (By mk)

dear friends,

due to short of time i cud update this much only.

but dont worry. i 'll try to update remaining part tommorow. till then gd ngt.

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......................do comment friends. love u all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apr 30, 2012

swami sri sri arnavananda singh raizada!!!!!!!!!! (By mk)

hi dear friends

here is the update. plz read very carefully.

plz dont conclude just by reading once.each n every pronoun means a lot.

i swear i wont dissappoint u all.

arnav was shocked to hear this kind of answer from her.

he was very much enraged. he said "ohh , toh tum ussi ka intezaar kar rahi ho!! kab 6 months khatam ho jaye, kab main tumhe free kar doon aur kab tum uske sath.....(oh, so u r waiting for that moment , when will 6 months end , when will u be free, so that with him u can.......)" he realised wat he was saying and stopped and turned away..

khushi was shocked. she did not get wat he is saying and confusingly asked "kyaaa? kiske saath..?(what ? with whom?)"

arnav immediately changed the topic "tumhe kuch bhi batana main zaroori nahi samajhta. aur tumhara shakal dekhna bhi main nahi chahta hoon.(i need not tell u anything. and i dont even want to see u r face.)"

khushi's blood nw started to boil "phir shaadi kyun ki humse? batayiye. aaj hum aise hi nahi chhodne wale hain aapko.(then y did u marry me? i wont let u go till u answer me.)"

arnav turned into asr "kkgsr!!! main tumhare koi bhi sawaalon ka jawaab dena zaroori nahi samajhta.(i need not answer any of ur questions)".

khushi nw exploded on arnav " aapko jawaab dena padega . kyunki aap sharth haar gaye mr.arnav singh raizada. aap angrezi main bol chuke hain.(u have to, coz u lost the challenge mr .asr! u hv spoken english)".

arnav nw realised abt the challenge. but then too he was not ready to tell the truth to her.

he said "tum jo karna chahti thi wo mujhe patha chal gaya tha . isliye maine tumse shaadi kar li thaaki tum wo naa kar sako.bas yehi reason hain.(i knew wat u wanted to do. so i married u so that u cant do it. this is the reason)" and started walking .

khushi held his hand "kya karna chahte the hum? bathayiye! aapko aapki di ki kasam!(what did i want to do? tell me. ur di's promise.)"

arnav stared at her with shock. he had no way left nw. khushi has caught his weak point, di.

khushi shouted "boliye(speak up.)"

arnav grabbed her arms rolling his eyes "kyunki mujhe tumhare aur shyam ke risthe ke baare mein patha chal chuka tha. patha chal chuka tha tumhari gandhi iradon ke baare main.tumne meri di ko dhoka diya hain.(i knew abt ur reln ship with shyam and ur dirty intentions. u cheated my di.)" saying this he pushed her back.

khushi was shell shocked to hear this. tears started flowing down from her eyes.

"toh aapne humse shaadi isliye ki?aapne bhi humara fayda....(so u married me for this?even u also took advantage........)"

arnav didnt open his mouth , he turned back and closed his eyes to hide his tears.

she cudnt speak further. she ran out of the room.

arnav sat on the couch cupping his face with both hands.

he didnt see a pair of eyes watching them.it was none other than shyamwa. he gave a kick-me-on-my-nose smile.

11.45 pm!!!!!!!!!

after having dinner, shyam went to his room happily.

he was thinking 'ab toh khushiji ko bhi patha chal gayi shaadi ki asli wajah. ab unhe paane ki ummeed aur badh gayi hain.(nw khushiji also knows the reason of their marriage. nw im more confident that i'll get her.)'

he went into his room to find smthng written on the mirror.

"shyamji hume chhat par miliye, abhi(shyamji meet me on the terrace, nw.)"

he was so happy "akhir humara pyaar hume mil hi gaya.(atlast i got my love.)"

here arnav was searching for khushi 'where is she?'

her word was still audible to him "aapne bhi humara fayda....?"

"aapne bhi................"

"aapne 'bhi'................"

'means, even i too took advantage means? then who else took advantage? shyam? if it is so, then is khushi innocent? what if i've done wrong to her?'

he proceeded on the staircase to the terrace.

shyam b4 arnav happily went to the terrace. there was no light in the terrace. it was filled with darkness. he was searching for khushi when he saw her at some distance. her yellow chudidhar was lightly visible to him and her open hair. he went near her and kept his hand on her shoulder, turned her back and hugged her . her didnt oppose but she also hugged him. arnav reached the terrace to see that fateful scene. he cudnt see them clearly. but he cud see her yellow chudidhar and cud hear shyam speaking.

shyam "hum sapna toh nahi dekh rahe hain na? aap humare pass aa gayi.(she tightened her hug). hum bahut khush hain. akhir aapko humara pyaar ka ehsaas ho hi gaya. i love u khushiji!(i swear this is not a dream. finally u came back to me. u realised my love. i love u khushiji.)" nw her grip loosened. she tried to free herself from the hug but shyam didnt let her. seeing this, arnav was again heartbroken. he didnt want to stay there. he came down with tears and rage in his eyes. he went into his room.

here shyam continued with his blah blahs!

"kyaa kuch nahi kiya humne aapko paane ke liye khushiji. yahan tak ki rani sahiba ki jaan lene se bhi hum peeche nahi hatey. aapne jab kaha ki rani sahiba devi hain, woh humse bahut pyaar karti hain, aur hum shaadi shuda rahen ya nahi aap humari zindagi ka hissa nahi banengi, toh humare dil ko bahut chot pahunchi thi, lekin hume ummeed thi ki aap humare pyaar ko samajh lengi khushiji.(wat all i did 2 get u? i also tried to kill rani sahiba.wen u said dat she loves me, she is a goddess,whther im married or not u wont b part of my life , i was really hurt.then also i blivd dat u'll understand my love khushiji.)"

she loosend her grip, but shyam didnt leave her. he contd "patha hain khushiji, uss raat ko jab hum aapko zabardasti yehin gale lagay the, tab uss arnav ne hume dekh liya tha. toh uske pass jhoot bolna pada ki aap bhi humse pyaar karti hain. lekin humne socha bhi nahi ki woh aapse zabardasti shaadi kar lega. shaadi ke baad bhi app humse kitni door jati thi khushiji? jijaji bolkar hume aur chot pahunchayi aapne. lekin koi baath nahi. ab toh aap humare pass aa gayi hain na?(u know khushiji,arnav saw both of us dat nite wen i hugged u forcefully. i was forced 2 lie to him dat u also love me. so he forcefully married u, and after dat also u were been very far away from me. when u called me jijaji, i didnt like it. but no problm. atleast u came 2 me nw.)" saying this he freed her from his hug, held her chin and made her face up and saw her with love and smile.

here arnav reached the room and with broken heart and shock sat on the bed. his eyes went near the poolside.

both arnav and shyam saw smthng .

hey what happened!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it seems the shock and smile have interchanged their places !!!omg

dear friends,

nw did u all get me what i m upto?

rest in next updt.

plz do comment. from ur comments i cm to know where i went wrong or smthng.

4 nw bye.

May 2, 2012

swami sri sri arnavananda singh raizada!!!!!!!!!! (By mk)

hi friends!

did u like my planwa?

i knew my friends are really smart.

afterall we r ipkknd fans!! isn't it?

ok, nw here goes the story.

arnav's teary red eyes went near the poolside.the shock and rage in his eyes were replaced by satisfaction and surprise.(i wish i cud see dis expression on barun's face in ipkknd, it'll b awsome!)

arnav "kkkk...khushi!!! yahan?(kkk....khushi! here?)"

he went to the door connecting the poolside n his room.

omg!!!!!khushi is here! near the poolside!

she was crying looking at the sky.

she was talking to her star parents "kyun maa? kyun papa? humare saath hi aisa kyun hota hain? sab apne swaarth ke liye hi kyun humara istemaal karte hain? pehle usne, jisne humare babuji ki bimaari ka fayda uthakar humse dhoke se sagaai ki. ab inhone bhi, jinse humne py....? humne sabka bhala chaha, yeh humara gunaah hain kya? kash ma papa! kash hum bhi aapke saath ussi din mar gaye hote!(y ma? y papa? y this is happning 2 me only? everybody only uses me for their selfishness. first that one, who reasoned babuji's illness to get engaged with me. nw this man also, whom i lo....? i wanted everybody's welfare, is this my gr8 fault? i wish ma papa if i also died wid u both on that fateful day!)" saying this she cried out as if her heart has been exploded with arnav's words.

arnav was hearing her, he cudnt see her crying.his heart was being shot into pieces by her bullet like tears.(hey friends! nw dont xpect more here, my eyes too, r nw getting teary! seriously) he opened the door to go near her. but he stopped.'if khushi is here, then whom did he hug there? who is wid him?'

he felt smthng fishy.he rushed to the terrace.

here on terrace, shyam saw her face with smile. as her face was visible 2 him, his smile dissappeared. his eyes widen with shock.

he gave a boore-nazar-wale-tera-nose-kaala look.(ab tera kya hoga snakewa?)

she was anjali. her eyes were burning with rage and shock. they were filled with tears.

arnav reached near the door. he saw anjali standing in front of shyam looking at him with same rage as in arnav on the marriage day.

shyam "a... ba...ba...ba...rrr..rrrani sss....ssahiba! aa..aa..aap?" (laxmi says "mehe...mehe... look!! he is spoiling my career. he is speaking my dialogue and his looks reminds me of my boyfriend! enuf! i am not gonna shoot anymore.")

anji "haan hum! humne socha aapko aapki pasand ke rang ka dresspehenkar surprise den. isliye humne jhoot kaha ki hum mandir mein hi hain. aur humare sheeshe par ka msg padhkar aap yahan aayenge toh aapko surprise denge. lekin aapne toh hume usse bhi bada surprise de diya!(ya it's me. i lied that i m still in temple. i thought dat i'll call u here by writing msg on mirror n surprise u wearing dress of ur fav. color. but u surprised me even more!)"

shyam was caught. arnav didnt want to go bw dem.

anji held his colar, "kyun kiya aapne aisa? hume aur nani ko bhi patha hain khushiji sirf chhote se hi pyaar karti hain. par aapne chhote se kyun kaha ki wo aapse....shi!! aur aapne kya kaha? aapne khushiji ko pane ke liye humari jaan....? aapne humari jaan lene ki koshish ki? apne bachche ki maa ki jaan? apni pathni ki jaan?boliye!!!!!(y did u do this?i and nani know khushiji loves only chote. but y did u lie 2 him dat she loves u? and wat did u say?to get khushiji, u tried 2 kill me ? ur wife? ur child's mother? tell me!!!!!)" she screamed angrily.

shyam pushed her hand "haan..haan anjali! humne kaha jhoot arnav se. kyunki hume yeh bardash nahi hota tha ki humari khhushiji kisi aur ka pyaar bane. haan humne aapko maarne ki koshish ki. kyunki humare aur khushiji ke beech sirf aap hi deewaar ho.arey tum kya? khushiji ko paane mein humare liye jo koi bhi musibat khadi kare, usse hum zinda nahi chhodenge. yahan tak ki khushiji ke babuji ko bhi nahi chhoda humne.hume unhone aapke saath dekh liya tha, ussi din humne unki jaan lene ki koshish ki. par afsos! wo bach gaye. par ab wo chahkar bhi kisiko kuch nahi bol sakte. aur aapne toh hume yahan bulakar apni maut nyota di hain. ab tum bhi marogi.(ya! i lied to arnav coz i didnt want to see khushi as somebody else's love.yeah, i tried 2 kill u,coz u r the barrier bw me and khushiji. not only u,i wont leave ne 1 stopping me from getting. i didn't even leave her babuji.the day he saw me wid u, i tried to kill him. but unfortunately he survived. den too he cant tell this 2 ne body even if he wants to.nw by calling me here, u've called ur death.nw u'll die.)" saying this he held and strangled her neck.

enuf! arnav cudnt his di getting hurt. he rushed towards them.

he kicked shyam so dat he fell down far away.

arnav with rage in his eyes, "u bloody cheat, hw dare u hurt my di, and hw dare u think touching my khushi!!!!"

he held his colar, and hit him very badly. hearing the noise, khushi wiped her tears immediately. and she was afraid as if wat has happened to whom. she rushed to the terrace.

there she saw arnav hitting shyam very badly like eagle crushing a snake into peices and anjali standing there speechless.khushi was worried for anjali, she went near her.

seeing khushi, due to guiltiness for wat her good(-for-nothing) hubby had done to her, she hugged her and started crying.

khushi "di, yeh kya ho raha hai? arnavji (reluctantly) j..j..ji..ja..ji.. ko kyun....?(di wat's going on? why is arnaji hitting jijaji?)"anji "bass khushiji! hume sab patha chal chuka hain. humare pathi ke kaali karthoothon ke baare main. aap itne din man hi man ghut rahi thi, uss ghutan ke baare mein.(i know everythng nw. abt my hubby's evil deeds.abt ur compulsion 2 keep quiet and tolerate all his evil deeds till 2day.)". and she told her everything hw shyam tried to kill her babuji and anjali, what happened on marriage day with arnav and why he married her forcefully. khushi sat down there itself with a 'thud'.

she stared at shyam as if she wanted 2 kill him but is helpless.

shyam, the cricket ball had enuf of sixers and boundaries from master blaster arnav.

arnav called the police. shyam was lying there. he was looking like a frog hit by a truck.(croook.... crooook!!!!!!!!!)

arnav saw khushi staring at him as if 'this is wat u gifted me for my love on u? such a dirty conclusion abt me? u distrusted me?' arnav, even his eyes didn't have any answer for those questions. all dat he can do is feel guilty and ask for apology.but nw he didnt hesitate to apologize.

he went near her, but she turned away to go down.anji didnt want to go bw dem. she knew dey both love each other and he'll of course make her forgive him.

by then the frog ....ooooppppppsssssss... sorry the snake....ooooopppppssss agn.. the cricket ba.....oooooopppsss sorry agn....shyam smhw got up and took out the pistol he keeps with him.

"anjali !!!!!!!!!"

anji turned back to face him.

he pointed pistol 2wards her." u shd die!"

he was abt to shoot but arnav caught his hands. snake wasn't ready to leave the pistol. dey both were struggling to win in getting the pistol.

in this struggle, shyam succeeded firing the bullet in anjali's direction. but b4 dat, khushi pushed anjali away, herself accepting the gift awarded by shyam. fortunately, bullet had just scratched her upper shoulder. in pain n shock she fainted.

anjali "khushiji!!!!!!!!!"

arnav "khushi!!!!!!!!!!!!"

shyam stood der speechless and shocked. arnav gave him a strong punch filled with anger with the pistol.

nw shyam fainted.

arnav rushed 2 khushi, picked her up and took her to the hospital. police came shantivan and arrested mr.snake.

arnav was restless till the treatment was going on. for the first time. he joined the hands and was chanting "mahamrutyunjay mantra!", the life saving mantra.

doctor came out.

arnav "what happened doctor?"

doctor "arn........"

arnav "meri khushi theek toh hain na?(is my khushi fine)"

doctor "suniye arn......(listen arn....)"

arnav "usse kuch nahi hua na?(nothing has happened to her na?) come on doctor . bolo. bolo doctor."

anjali held his hands with confusing look, "chhote pehle doctor ko bolne toh do.(let doctor also speak chhote.)"

doctor "she's out of danger nw.she'll b fine in a couple of days."

arnav gave a sigh of relief.

after 2 days, khushi was alright and fine. she was still angry with arnav, so dsided 2 go back gupta house.

she packed her belongings and left inspite of everybody's request to stay.

arnav when behind her till the main rd, pleading her to come back.

arnav "khushi, dont go khushi! meri galti hui hain. im sorry. mujhe chhodkar mat jao khushi. tumhare bina main jee nahi sakta khushi. tumhi ho mere sab kuch. tumhi ho meri (he was abt to say "zindagi" but he suddenly he saw a gas cylinder vehicle cuming 2wards them and hence shouted) gas ki gaadi....!!!!!!!(dont go khushi! i was wrong. im sorry. dont leave me khushi. i cant live w'out u. u r everythng to me. u only r my .........(shouted) gas vehicle!!!!!!!!!)"

khushi stopped and stared at him with naughty anger, "kyaaaa????? hum aapki gas ki gaadi hain? aapki himmat kaisi hui hume gas ki gaadi bolne ki?"

arnav gave her a naughty mujhse-bechara-iss-duniya-mein-nahi look as an innocent cute baby.

khushi kept staring at dat cute, innocent face and slowly started smiling.

he said "lekin ab tumhe main nahi le jaoonga.(but i wont take u nw)"

khushi was like 'what the'

arnav said "yeh 6 mahine ki shaadi ka mere liye koi matlab nahi. main tumhare ghar pe rithi riwaaz se tumhara haath mangoonga. phir sab rithi riwaaz ke saath hum dono pathi pathni banenge.tum bhi yehi chahti ho na(6 months of mariage contract nw means nothing to me. i'll cum to ur home and ask permission to marry u. and with all rituals we'll becum husband and wife. u also want this only naa?)"

khushi with happy tears nodded yes and hugged him.

end of the story.

btw way friends, i personally want khushi not to forgive arnav so easily. redemption track is a must where arnav tastes his own medicine. nyways, i dont have clear idea abt redemption track, so i end my story here. and thank u all for ur lovely comments. love u all and do comment. i love reading ur comments.

btw just imagine dis, dis is not realted to my story.

in gupta house, one day all towels were put to wash. arnav didnt know dis and went to bath. after bath he shouted for towel but all towels were for wash. nw frustrated he cum out wearing the tracks, all wet, no towel to get dry. khushi sees this. she knows he catches cold soon, hence rushes to him and starts wiping his head with her dupatta. he keeps staring at her and there goes a rabbbbbaa ve !!!!!!!!!!!!!! do u like my imagination. just for fun.

do comment friends.

bye bye!!!!!!!!!!

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