cute rabbave and comedy tiny story

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Mar 28, 2012

cute rabbave and comedy tiny story (By mk)

this idea flashed when i was washin cloths.so i decided 2 shr it wid u frnds.here it goes...................

anjali had planned for dinner .nani rfsd coz of leg pain. (hr i wish 2 make a smll change, dat is arnav's vehicle (sumo/van or something) is chnged to a car. this car plays imp role in arshi's rabba ve.) dinner planned in lotus resto. payal and khushi were in der amma babuji's home( they went 2 stay wid them for a week). they were cmng 2day rm back. anji called both of dem directly 2 resto, so dat they can hv dinner 2gether and go home 2together. payal and khushi came there. after having dinner they got back into the "car"(hehehehehehe).

but..... omg.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no space enough 4 every1 to sit. car consisted front seat for 2 back for 3. mama, mami,anji, snakewa, akash. arnav had come from office directly due 2 anji's insistence. now what 2 do ???????????

anji came up with a plan.mama, akash, shyam, anji will sit on seats. mami will sit on mama's lap . anji cant sit on lap bcoz she is preg. payal obviusly on akash bitwa's lap . payal is very shy (usko aur aata hi kya hai. jabse serial shuru hua tabse wahi to kar rahi hai) anji and shyam sit seperately. anji on front seat next to driver. shyamwa backseat just back 2 anji. arnrav will driver the car. anji also cant take anyone on her lap(anji, ab tera preg hone ka ek fayda ; but for shyam? no no never).

arey baaaapre! ab tera kya hoga sank devi???? tu kahan baithegi??? kiske lap par???? shyam ke ??? omg.

b4 u start throwing torn chappals on me , fun is yet to come yaar!!

2 b contd soon. dont lose hope. love u arshi.

will update asap.for nw bye.

Mar 29, 2012

rabba ve tiny story contd (By mk)

"okay, everybody seated, lets go di". arnav started the car.

"anjali di ........... arey rukhiye, hume kahan chhodkar ja rahe hai sab?" khushi came running after the slowly moving car.

arnav saw her and chana in her hand. he was literally frustrated."what the...."

khushi "what the nahi! chane hain arnavji"

arnav "ghar jane se jyada chana khana jaroori hai tumhe??"

anjali smiled "arey chhote, rehne do na. achcha hua bhabhi aap waqt par aa gayi.varna hum to aapko bhool hi gaye the. chaliye baith jayiye...................................arey par khushiji aap baithengi kahan???"

"peeche trunk mein... hain na khushi!!!!!!" arnav said smirking remembering nainital trip.

khushi looked at him angrily "aapke godh mein to nahi na? aap phikr mat kijiye". arnav angrily gave a look at her which seemed saying "idiot! dont talk like this in front of di".

khushi understood the situation n kept quite.

anjali smiled "khushiji par chhote to khud hi gadi chalana pasand karte hain. varna aapko to vaisa hi karna padta".

now creepwa interrupted his bhindi nose in the convo, "rani sahiba agar aapko aitrazz na ho to hum khushiji ko apne godh mein..."

payal suddenly interrupted "nahi di, ye theek nahi hoga. chahe to hum aur khushi taxi mein ghar aa jate hein. chalo khushi."

khushi felt sorry for her jiji, but she gave a smile filled wid thankfullness to her jiji.

khushi "nahi jiji app jayiye, hum aa jate hain taxi se"

anjali "nahi khushiji. itni raat ko aap kaise akeli.. nahi nahi."

creepwa "achcha to teek hai khushiji, hum apke sath taxi se aate hain. hum aapko company to de sakte hain na. kyon rani sahiba!! sahi keh rahe hain na hum?? "

khushi "nahi, hum akele chale jayenge".

anjali "nahi khushiji, ye theek keh rahe hain. ji aap jayiye khushiji ke saath".

snakewa smirked and was about to get down from the car.

"JIIIII-JAAAAA-JIIIII" arnav gritted his teeth towards shyamwa.

"AAJ AAP GAADI CHALAYIYE ".

"kya???" shyam asked with his nose swollen.(anji!!! pyari anji!! 75000 rs ka watch dilaneke bajay uski nose surgery karva dijo. jaisan krishn bahgwan ke mooh mein duniya dikhi, vaisan iss raavanwa ke nose ke andar poora brahmand dikh raha hain; kaaaaaala brahmand. iss nose ko kya naam doon?).

mama "arey arnav bitwa ya damadji? jaldi tay kijiye. humka toh laagat hain hume ghar jane ke baad chaar mahine tak bedrest kareka padi. humri pairon ki hddiyan tootan ki awaaz sunaayi det hai."(mami hello hi aur payr ki haddi bye-bye?????)

anji "chhote, par tumhe to khud hi gaadi chalana pasand hain na??"

arnav "woh kya hain na di, mein chahta hoon ki JIIJAAJII APNI PATHNI ke bagal main baithen. unhe bhi wohi pasand hoga. kyon JII-JAA-JII?"

shyamwa gave an angry look

"toh chhote tum jaaooge khushi ke sath taxi mein?? unbelievable" anjali said.

khushi thinks "laad governor humare sath!!! hey devi maiyya.."

and says "anjaliji ab toh peechi ki seat khaali ho gayi hai na?? hum baith jate hain na. aur arnavji akele aa jayenge taxi se? hain na arnavji?"

arnav gave her a determined and punishing look.

to be contd.....

upcoming:

dhak dhak karne laga

o mora jiyara darne laga

Mar 31, 2012

`cute rabba ve contd... (By mk)

I am very sorry for late update. My mobile's usb port is broken. I cant it connect to my pc. Also there's no typing or writing facility in my mob.

So wrote this is msoffice word and took to my mom's home with help of pendrive.

I m updating it from my bro's pc. And thank u all for ur lovely comments. I found them 2 b really encouraging. And what kabhikhushi kabhiarnav said? I didn't understand at all. Anyways, here's the update.,,

Arnav gave a determined and punishing look to Khushi. And then said "no khushi! Mein peeche seat mein baithoonga aur tum..... m..m..mere lap par baithogi."

Khushi's eyes & mouth wide open "k..k..k..kyaaa!"

Shyam interrupted without knowing situation "lekin sale sahab... ye kaise ho sakta hain?"

Arnav gritting his teeth, "kyon JII-JAA-JII? Wo haq to "mujhe" hi hain na? mein kkkhushshii ka ppathi jo hoon". Anji smiled "bilkul sahi chote! yahi to hum pehle hi bole the. Achcha chaliye jaldi kijiye 10.30pm baj chuke hain. Hume jaldi ghar bhi to pahunchna hain na".

Arnav sat on back seat. Creepwa sat on driver's seat. Arnav said "khushi! baitho ".

Khushi looked at arnav hesitantly and somehow dared to sit on his lap. Car started.

"Chhote theek se pakad lena bhabhi ko. " anjali giggled.

Arnav slowly kept his hands on hers to support her. Khushi was already sweating ;

Her hands were shivering 20% coz of fear and 80% coz of laad governer's hands.

Her heart beat was double to triple fast than normal. Arnav's too.

Achanak

"dhak dhak karne laga ...

O mora jiyara darne

Saiya baiya chodna

Kachchi kaliya tod na....

Dil se dil mil gaya

mujhse kaisi ye haya

tu hai meri dilruba

kya lagti hai wa re wa.....".

Anjali had started the car tape(music player of the car)intentionally{anji is very naughty, arnav-khushi ram milayee Jodi; to anji-creepwa raavan milayee Jodi; snakewa door karna chahat hain to anji milana chahat hain; hai re nand kisore! soch mein bhi mel na hain!o....m.....g! lol}.

Arnav "di please, what is dis? Stop it na".

Anji "ahem ahem ! kisiko bahut sharm aa rahi hain, lekin dikhana nahi chahte".

Arnav "di...."

"achcha baba theek hain" anji changing the song.

Shyam was watching arshi's shy xpresions in the mirror. His nose was set into fire.

Khushi's dupatta was covering arnav's face. He was trying get it off.

Khushi was looking at arnav's hands which were holding her hands.

Shyam cudnt tolerate n e more. He put a sudden brake. (pehle chori upar se seena... sorry sorry nose jori).

Everybody was jerked forward. Akash held payal tightly so that she is not hurt. Arnav's hands caught Khushi by..... his left hand held her left hand... and right hand around her waist. Her silky hair was caressing his face .He was mesmerized by that touch of her hair.(kya re shyamwa! Tujhe to patha hain if u do anything to separate them, u r indirectly bringing them 2gether. Standing ovation to mr.snakey shyam!)

Anji's song already starts playing as arnav held khushi.....

"tere hath mein, mera hath ho,

Saari jannatein mere saath ho......,

Tu jo pass ho, phir kya ye jahaan,

Tere pyar mein ho jaoon fanaaaaa......".

Khushi's whole face went red in shyness. She glared at arnav who still didn't realize where his hands actually were.

Arnav was staring at Khushi. An intense eye-lock!!!!!(Rabba ve........ho rabba ve...!)

"ssssrrrp....ssssrrrp....."

"ye awaaz kahan se aa rahi hain?" anji looked back.

Arnav took away his right hand from her waist immediately.

Payash and arshi looked side.

It was mamaji.

"papa app ro rahe hain?????" akash shocked.

Mami "hello hi bye bye! Ee kaa? Khoon bhari taang ke eyes se crocodile tears aapke eyes mein bhi downloads hui gava kaa?"

Mama "Mannu, Humka laagat hain tum dieting sirf naam ke liye karat ho. Jaisan arnav bitwa ne pehle idea diya tha, vaisan hum khud hi jaakar gaadi ke trunk mein baith jathe hain.humri sahanshakti khatam hui gava hain. "

Arnav felt sorry for mamaji.

"mamaji, don't worry. Khushi tum ab neeche uthro, quick".

Anji "arey chote tum khushiji ko neeche kyon uthar rahe ho??"

Arnav looked at anjali. He took anji a small distance away from car.

He was convincing her something but she was nodding her head horizontally(refusing for something told by arnav). At last she worriedly nodded her head vertically(agreed for something told by arnav).

Both came near the car. Anji cupped arnav's face with one hand and told "apna aur khushiji ka khayal rakhna aur der se si sahi par theek se ghar aa jana."

Arnav gave her an assuring look. He turned to Khushi, "Khushi! let's go."

Both started walking back to direction of AR designs office.

Mamiji did hello hi to empty back seat and bye bye to mama's lap. Mamaji gave out a sigh of relief, but confused to see where arshi were going.

"rani sahiba, sale sahab aur khushiji jaa kahan rahe hain?" shyam asked anji.

"office" anji replied.

"11 baj chuke hain di. ab office, lekin kyon?" akash asked .

"Wo ...... wo....... Office mein jo car khadi ki gayi hain na, wo white car, pchchh! usme dono aanewale hain." Anji said. Her eyes showed concern as if how they both are going to come without any problem.

"kyaaaaaaa???? Wo car???? Bhai aise kaise kar kar sakte hain. Unhe pata hai. Phir bhi......?" akash was shocked.

Anji, "humne chote ko mana kiya. Lekin wo to apni hi marzi ke maalik hain."

Shyam "kyun rani sahiba? Kya hua?"

Anjali looked at shyam.

What is so special abt that car ?????

To be contd.........

Upcoming

"kuch khaas hai

Kuch paas hai

Kuch ajnabi ehsaas hai...

Kuch dooriyan, nazdeekiyan,

Kuch hass padi thanhayiyan..."

Love u arshi.

Bye for now.

Apr 3, 2012

rabba ve contd... (By mk)

Hi everybody. I m very sorry for late update. But I am helpless. I already stated my problem of mobile. Again I m sorry for late update. But blive me, I wont exceed 3 days of delay.

And khushi4ever, I m not gujarati. Basically being a south Indian (tamil), I am now married to a maharashtrian. Now I m Marathi.

Arshi fan, spoon commented on the comment written by arti (sit in the trunk). I m "mk". M Mahesh (my husband) and K- Kala (me). Okay?

Ok here the story goes.........

Anjali looked at shyam and said, "ji wo car mein bahut takneeki kharaabi hain, kuch shayad circuit problem hain na akash?"

Akash agreed, "ya di, car ki battery bahut week hain. Kabhi bhi bandh pad jati hain, unpredictable. Aur to aur, agar sudden break lagaya to bhi car bandh pad jati hain. Aur ek bahut bada problem hain, yahi ki agar night time mein andar ke lights chalu kiya, to uske sath sath music player bhi start ho jata hain. Servicing karke bhi koyi fayda nahi hua. Isi se irritate hokar bhai ne uss car ko sell karne ka faisla liya. Humne car ko office mein hi khadi kar di coz kal(2moro) car ko second hand mein lene wale directly office aanewale the. Aur back seat bhi ek insaan bhi baitneke layak nahi hain, Pata nahi bhai aur Khushiji kaise aane wale hain".(arey akash bitwa , ee sab khoobian hain oo car ki. Samjho ki naahi? arshi ki rabbave mein ek cycle bhi madad kare hain a, to oo cycle bhi humre liye "ispesal" hui jayegi? Isn't these all that car's speciality?)

Shyam "isiliye rani sahiba hum keh rahe the ki Khushiji ke sath hum taxi se aa jate hain. Lekin sale sahab to apne aur khushiji ke liye musibat khadi karne par tule hue hain."(inki pinky ponky, Shyamwa is a donkey, hee..haw........hee..haw...brrrrrrrrrrr...!!!).

Payal cudn't tolerate his rubbish. "lekin aap itni kyun chinta karte hain jijaji? Khushi arnavji ke sath hain, uske 'pathi' ke sath. Khushi arnavji ke saath hogi to wo zoroor theek hi hogi. Arnavji apni 'pathni' ki achchi tarah khayal rakh sakte hain. Hum theek keh rahe hain na di?"

Shyam gritted his teeth on payal's unexpected opposition.

Anjali, "haan, wo to hain. Chaliye hum pehle ghar chalte hain aur dono ka intezaar karte hain ".

Shyamwa unwantedly started the car. All in his mind was what might be happening betwn arshi as they both are all alone. His nosewa was bulging in rage.(ye naak mujhe dede thakur!!!)

... .......................

Here arshi are walking towards AR designs. Khushi didn't know where they are going. She started her question session.

Khushi, "hum kahan ja rahe hain arnavji?"

Arnav, "...".

Khushi , "babuji ke ghar? Hum dono wahi aaj rukhne wale hain?"

Arnav ," nahi".

Khushi "phir kahan?"

Arnav, "..."

Khushi "bathyiye na"

Arnav is now irritated by this question session.

"WHAT THE HELL......"

Khushi "arey waaaaa.... Wahan le jaa rahe hain hume? Bahut achchi jagah hain" and muttered to herself "vaise laad governer ke sath rehne se achchaa hum wahan rehna pasand karenge".(hay re sanka devi! Pathi parmeshwar ko aisan naahi bolat hain. Chalo kaan pakdo, utthak baithak karo!!!!!)

Arnav stared at her angrily and controlled his anger & said "office ja rahe hain. Wahan ek ca...."

Khushi interrupted, "kyaaa... office? Wo bhi chalkar utna door? Hume patha hain. Hum thodi der pehle aapse us tarah baat kiye("aapki godh mein to nahi na.....") iski sazaa de rahe hain na aap hume itni door chalakar?"

Arnav is now frustrated, "haan. waisa hi samjho."

Khushi stretched her lips in disappointment and said, "jante hain...jante hain ki aapko bhagwaan par vishwas nahi hai, lekin kam se kam jab wo dil baant (distribute) rahe the, tab to aapko moujood hona chahiye tha na? tab kahan gaye the aap?"

Arnav stared at her and patiently answered, "akkal wali department ki line mein tum nahi thi na, to tumhe doondne chala gaya tha." And saying this he started walking.

Khushi punched her foot on earth her and followed arnav.

.........................

Anji's car.

Anji, "ye dono office tak chalkar jaane wale hain. Chote aur khushiji dono ko thand(cold) sahan nahi hoti."

Mamiji ,"arnav bitwa ya phatti sadi ko saardi jukaam ho na jaaye.hello hi bye bye."

Anji , "arey nahi, 2 week pehle jo Khushiji aur akash ke saath hua tha, uske baad to sardi jukaam bhi khushiji par raham karegi? Kyun akash?"

Everybody started laughing.

Akash smiling ,"plz di, yaad bhi mat dilayiye."

Flashback:

2 weeks ago, Khushi had caught cold and coughing badly.

Doctor gave her medicine for 3 days.

That day was Sunday, arnav didn't go 2 office. Everybody else planned to go to temple. Khushi was ill, so she didn't go. She was resting in her room. B'coz of morning's medicine, she fell asleep. It was 3 pm. Everybody went to temple.

After some time anjali called arnav and said "chote, 5 baje khushiji ko uthana aur adhrakwali chai ke saath unhe medicine khila dena. Aaj ka last dose hain na. chai hp ko bolna wo bana denge."

Arnav said, "okay di". He carried on with his work.

Khushi had set alarm for 5 pm and as the alarm rang she woke up and along with her, her cough also. Arnav saw that she was awake and coughing badly. He called out "hari prakash.....hari prakash....".

He went to kitchen. Then he remembered. Hp had gone home coz some of his relatives were coming to his house.

"now what to do? Let me call di. No she may be worried too much. Okay...hhmm.. yeah payal..."

He called payal "hello payal tum logon ko aane mein time lagega kya?"

Payal "haan 1 hr to lag hi jayega. Kya hua arnavji?khushi theek to hain na?"

Arnav "ya..... she's fine. Okay bye."

Arnav decided to make chai himself.(o..m..g! parmeswari, itni badi saza?) he had a rough idea of making a chai.

'tea powder, ginger, water ,milk,.....haan sugar.. Khushi sugar ki chai piyegi na.. ok'.

Somehow he made so called adhrakwali chai and came out of kitchen to see anji coming.

"chote!!!!!!!! Tumne!!!!!chai!!!banayi???????"anji was shockingly surprised.

Arnav told they all were abt to come late and hp wasn't there so he had to make.

Anji "haan. payalji ne kaha.isiliye hum jaldi aa gaye."

Arnav "di, tea aap le jao."

Arnav and anji both went to arshi room. Arnav waited out. Anji gave chai to Khushi saying "lijiye khushiji, aapke pathidev ne banayi hain chai aapke liye". Khushi "kyaaaa??"

Arnav was standing outside the room, pretending on being a phone call, but watching Khushi's xpressions for the chai.

Khushi was actually happy that her laad governer had made chai for her.

She took a sip. Tears started flowing down from her eyes. she looked at arnav and said "chai...... bahut....ach...ach... achchi bani hain". He went away immediately.

anji and Khushi then went to kitchen. Anji "itna bhi emotional hone ki kya zaroorat hain Khushiji? Hhmm ...hum bhi peekar dekhte hain chote ke hath ki chai".

Khushi "nahii........"

Anji looked at her with her eyes wide open.

Khushi "wo... di zyada adrakwali chai aapke liye theek nahi hain na? app jayiye hum aapke liye kam adrhak wali chai banakar le aate hain".

Anji confusingly agreed and went away.

Khushi "iske pehle ki koi ise pee le, ise hume phek dena chahiye"

At that time nani called "Khushi bitiya.... Jara ihaan ayiye... jaldi."

Khushi went to nani's room.

In kitchen. Arnav was hearing what Khushi said. He went in . akash came there. Arnav gave akash the chai he made."zara peeke batao akash kaisi bani hain".

Akash took a sip. Tears started flowing down his eyes.

Arnav, "akash what's wrong with u all. Pehle Khushi ne pi toh she cried,now u too".

Akash "bhai! Aap hi peekar dekhiye na.."

Arnav, "oh akash, sugar wali chai hain wo. Main kaise?"

Akash "arey bhai, aap bilkul pee sakte hain. Sugar allowed nahi hain. Namkin chai to allowed hain na?"

Arnav "wwwhaaaat???"

Arnav had actually put salt in chai instead of sugar.

Everybody burst out laughing.

Flashback over.

...............................

Arnav and Khushi reached the office and seated in that spl. Car(voila!!!!!).

Arnav started the car. In the mid way, police were diverting the vehicles on that route.

"sahab, yahan ek accdnt hua hai. Ab koi yahan se jaa nahi sakta. Take diversion."

Arnav, "what the....." and he soon remembered that night when he was running after the ambulance like mad man in fear of losing his princess. He looked at Khushi with those tender eyes filled with love, only love. Khushi also remembered how he shook her that night "faraq padta hain damn it..... kyunki........".she looked at her prince charming & her eyes also filled with same love. Again intense eyelock that seemed to last for eternity.(new version rabbave).

Both then came to senses by horn sound . both looked apart.(sajan se na muh modo sajni!!!).

He took the car from the jungle route. It was very dark night. lights of car were on hence music player was also on(circuit khoobi ...hehehehe!!!!!)

Arnav was driving slowly. Player playing the song

"kuch khaas hai

Kuch paas hai...

.........

....

Kuch hass padi thanhayiyaan

Kya ye khumaar hai

Kya eitbaar hai

Shayad ye pyaar hain

Haan hai shayad..."

Khushi's and arnav's heart beat changing from 'dhak.....dhak.....dhak.....dhak' to

'Dhak dhak dhak dhak'. They both were recalling their tender rabba ve moments.

Khushi suddenly shouted, "arnavji gaadi rokhiye, aage khadda hai!!!!!!"

Arnav put "sudden brake".(brake says, "bitwa ho gaya humra kaam. Hume treat chahiye").

Car bandh pad gayi, in middle of jungle road.

Arnav and Khushi stared at each other.

Upcoming:

"kyun kiya sita maiyya ne apne aap ko dharthi maa ke hawale??????"

........

I assure u all I'll update asap. I wont exceed 3 days. Love u all. Love u arshi. Love u spl. Car.

Bye .

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Apr 3, 2012

rabba ve corrected one (By mk)

Hi everybody. I m very sorry for late update. But I am helpless. I already stated my problem of mobile. Again I m sorry for late update. But blive me, I wont exceed 3 days of delay.

And khushi4ever, I m not gujarati. Basically being a south Indian (tamil), I am now married to a maharashtrian. Now I m Marathi.

Arshi fan, spoon commented on the comment written by arti (sit in the trunk). I m "mk". M Mahesh (my husband) and K- Kala (me). Okay?

Ok here the story goes.........

Anjali looked at shyam and said, "ji wo car mein bahut takneeki kharaabi hain, kuch shayad circuit problem hain na akash?"

Akash agreed, "ya di, car ki battery bahut week hain. Kabhi bhi bandh pad jati hain, unpredictable. Aur to aur, agar sudden break lagaya to bhi car bandh pad jati hain. Aur ek bahut bada problem hain, yahi ki agar night time mein andar ke lights chalu kiya, to uske sath sath music player bhi start ho jata hain. Servicing karke bhi koyi fayda nahi hua. Isi se irritate hokar bhai ne uss car ko sell karne ka faisla liya. Humne car ko office mein hi khadi kar di coz kal(2moro) car ko second hand mein lene wale directly office aanewale the. Aur back seat bhi ek insaan bhi baitneke layak nahi hain, Pata nahi bhai aur Khushiji kaise aane wale hain".(arey akash bitwa , ee sab khoobian hain oo car ki. Samjho ki naahi? arshi ki rabbave mein ek cycle bhi madad kare hain a, to oo cycle bhi humre liye "ispesal" hui jayegi? Isn't these all that car's speciality?)

Shyam "isiliye rani sahiba hum keh rahe the ki Khushiji ke sath hum taxi se aa jate hain. Lekin sale sahab to apne aur khushiji ke liye musibat khadi karne par tule hue hain."(inki pinky ponky, Shyamwa is a donkey, hee..haw........hee..haw...brrrrrrrrrrr...!!!).

Payal cudn't tolerate his rubbish. "lekin aap itni kyun chinta karte hain jijaji? Khushi arnavji ke sath hain, uske 'pathi' ke sath. Khushi arnavji ke saath hogi to wo zoroor theek hi hogi. Arnavji apni 'pathni' ki achchi tarah khayal rakh sakte hain. Hum theek keh rahe hain na di?"

Shyam gritted his teeth on payal's unexpected opposition.

Anjali, "haan, wo to hain. Chaliye hum pehle ghar chalte hain aur dono ka intezaar karte hain ".

Shyamwa unwantedly started the car. All in his mind was what might be happening betwn arshi as they both are all alone. His nosewa was bulging in rage.(ye naak mujhe dede thakur!!!)

... .......................

Here arshi are walking towards AR designs. Khushi didn't know where they are going. She started her question session.

Khushi, "hum kahan ja rahe hain arnavji?"

Arnav, "...".

Khushi , "babuji ke ghar? Hum dono wahi aaj rukhne wale hain?"

Arnav ," nahi".

Khushi "phir kahan?"

Arnav, "..."

Khushi "bathyiye na"

Arnav is now irritated by this question session.

"WHAT THE HELL......"

Khushi "arey waaaaa.... Wahan le jaa rahe hain hume? Bahut achchi jagah hain" and muttered to herself "vaise laad governer ke sath rehne se achchaa hum wahan rehna pasand karenge".(hay re sanka devi! Pathi parmeshwar ko aisan naahi bolat hain. Chalo kaan pakdo, utthak baithak karo!!!!!)

Arnav stared at her angrily and controlled his anger & said "office ja rahe hain. Wahan ek ca...."

Khushi interrupted, "kyaaa... office? Wo bhi chalkar utna door? Hume patha hain. Hum thodi der pehle aapse us tarah baat kiye("aapki godh mein to nahi na.....") iski sazaa de rahe hain na aap hume itni door chalakar?"

Arnav is now frustrated, "haan. waisa hi samjho."

Khushi stretched her lips in disappointment and said, "jante hain...jante hain ki aapko bhagwaan par vishwas nahi hai, lekin kam se kam jab wo dil baant (distribute) rahe the, tab to aapko moujood hona chahiye tha na? tab kahan gaye the aap?"

Arnav stared at her and patiently answered, "akkal wali department ki line mein tum nahi thi na, to tumhe doondne chala gaya tha." And saying this he started walking.

Khushi punched her foot on earth her and followed arnav.

.........................

Anji's car.

Anji, "ye dono office tak chalkar jaane wale hain. Chote aur khushiji dono ko thand(cold) sahan nahi hoti."

Mamiji ,"arnav bitwa ya phatti sadi ko saardi jukaam ho na jaaye.hello hi bye bye."

Anji , "arey nahi, 2 week pehle jo Khushiji aur akash ke saath hua tha, uske baad to sardi jukaam bhi khushiji par raham karegi? Kyun akash?"

Everybody started laughing.

Akash smiling ,"plz di, yaad bhi mat dilayiye."

Flashback:

2 weeks ago, Khushi had caught cold and coughing badly.

Doctor gave her medicine for 3 days.

That day was Sunday, arnav didn't go 2 office. Everybody else planned to go to temple. Khushi was ill, so she didn't go. She was resting in her room. B'coz of morning's medicine, she fell asleep. It was 3 pm. Everybody went to temple.

After some time anjali called arnav and said "chote, 5 baje khushiji ko uthana aur adhrakwali chai ke saath unhe medicine khila dena. Aaj ka last dose hain na. chai hp ko bolna wo bana denge."

Arnav said, "okay di". He carried on with his work.

Khushi had set alarm for 5 pm and as the alarm rang she woke up and along with her, her cough also. Arnav saw that she was awake and coughing badly. He called out "hari prakash.....hari prakash....".

He went to kitchen. Then he remembered. Hp had gone home coz some of his relatives were coming to his house.

"now what to do? Let me call di. No she may be worried too much. Okay...hhmm.. yeah payal..."

He called payal "hello payal tum logon ko aane mein time lagega kya?"

Payal "haan 1 hr to lag hi jayega. Kya hua arnavji?khushi theek to hain na?"

Arnav "ya..... she's fine. Okay bye."

Arnav decided to make chai himself.(o..m..g! parmeswari, itni badi saza?) he had a rough idea of making a chai.

'tea powder, ginger, water ,milk,.....haan sugar.. Khushi sugar ki chai piyegi na.. ok'.

Somehow he made so called adhrakwali chai and came out of kitchen to see anji coming.

"chote!!!!!!!! Tumne!!!!!chai!!!banayi???????"anji was shockingly surprised.

Arnav told they all were abt to come late and hp wasn't there so he had to make.

Anji "haan. payalji ne kaha.isiliye hum jaldi aa gaye."

Arnav "di, tea aap le jao."

Arnav and anji both went to arshi room. Arnav waited out. Anji gave chai to Khushi saying "lijiye khushiji, aapke pathidev ne banayi hain chai aapke liye". Khushi "kyaaaa??"

Arnav was standing outside the room, pretending on being a phone call, but watching Khushi's xpressions for the chai.

Khushi was actually happy that her laad governer had made chai for her.

She took a sip. Tears started flowing down from her eyes. she looked at arnav and said "chai...... bahut....ach...ach... achchi bani hain". He went away immediately.

anji and Khushi then went to kitchen. Anji "itna bhi emotional hone ki kya zaroorat hain Khushiji? Hhmm ...hum bhi peekar dekhte hain chote ke hath ki chai".

Khushi "nahii........"

Anji looked at her with her eyes wide open.

Khushi "wo... di zyada adrakwali chai aapke liye theek nahi hain na? app jayiye hum aapke liye kam adrhak wali chai banakar le aate hain".

Anji confusingly agreed and went away.

Khushi "iske pehle ki koi ise pee le, ise hume phek dena chahiye"

At that time nani called "Khushi bitiya.... Jara ihaan ayiye... jaldi."

Khushi went to nani's room.

In kitchen. Arnav was hearing what Khushi said. He went in . akash came there. Arnav gave akash the chai he made."zara peeke batao akash kaisi bani hain".

Akash took a sip. Tears started flowing down his eyes.

Arnav, "akash what's wrong with u all. Pehle Khushi ne pi toh she cried,now u too".

Akash "bhai! Aap hi peekar dekhiye na.."

Arnav, "oh akash, sugar wali chai hain wo. Main kaise?"

Akash "arey bhai, aap bilkul pee sakte hain. Sugar allowed nahi hain. Namkin chai to allowed hain na?"

Arnav "wwwhaaaat???"

Arnav had actually put salt in chai instead of sugar.bichaaara!!!!!!

Arnav tasted it to find it salty like hell.

Everybody was laughing in hall. Anji "par Khushiji, aapne toh kaha ki chai achchi bani hain?"

Khushi looking at arnav, whose was appearing 2 b guilty. She felt sorry for him.

Even then she felt like teasing him.

Khushi "wo...di..... achchi hi thi. Par usme 2 pyaz aur 3 tamatar aur ek aalo bhi agar dala hota to swaad aur bhi badhiya lagta."

Everybody burst out laughing.

Flashback over.

...............................

Arnav and Khushi reached the office and seated in that spl. Car(voila!!!!!).

Arnav started the car. In the mid way, police were diverting the vehicles on that route.

"sahab, yahan ek accdnt hua hai. Ab koi yahan se jaa nahi sakta. Take diversion."

Arnav, "what the....." and he soon remembered that night when he was running after the ambulance like mad man in fear of losing his princess. He looked at Khushi with those tender eyes filled with love, only love. Khushi also remembered how he shook her that night "faraq padta hain damn it..... kyunki........".she looked at her prince charming & her eyes also filled with same love. Again intense eyelock that seemed to last for eternity.(new version rabbave).

Both then came to senses by horn sound . both looked apart.(sajan se na muh modo sajni!!!).

He took the car from the jungle route. It was very dark night. lights of car were on hence music player was also on(circuit khoobi ...hehehehe!!!!!)

Arnav was driving slowly. Player playing the song

"kuch khaas hai

Kuch paas hai...

.........

....

Kuch hass padi thanhayiyaan

Kya ye khumaar hai

Kya eitbaar hai

Shayad ye pyaar hain

Haan hai shayad..."

Khushi's and arnav's heart beat changing from 'dhak.....dhak.....dhak.....dhak' to

'Dhak dhak dhak dhak'. They both were recalling their tender rabba ve moments.

Khushi suddenly shouted, "arnavji gaadi rokhiye, aage khadda hai!!!!!!"

Arnav put "sudden brake".(brake says, "bitwa ho gaya humra kaam. Hume treat chahiye").

Car bandh pad gayi, in middle of jungle road.

Arnav and Khushi stared at each other.

Upcoming:

"kyun kiya sita maiyya ne apne aap ko dharthi maa ke hawale??????"

........

I assure u all I'll update asap. I wont exceed 3 days. Love u all. Love u arshi. Love u spl. Car.

Bye .

Apr 9, 2012

rabbave end part (By mk)

Hey friends I m so happy to read ur comments. Thank u so much.

Here the story goes............

Car jungle ke beech bandh pad gayi. O.........m.........g!

Arnav's temperature raised , "damn it!!!! r u mad! Tumhe akkal nahi hain? Hw many times 2 tell u? stupid.... Itne zor se chillane ki kya zaroorat thi? car bandh pad gayi na ab?" he started shouting at her like anything.

Just then they both heard barking sound of 3-4 dogs. They were barking at the car and came running towards the car.they all surrounded the car.(he bigada nawaab... ye humri romance karan ki jagah hai...tum iss chamkili ko lekar ihaan kahe aaye ho?tumri love istory ihaan chaalu karke humri insulate karat ho kaa? Bhow bhow bhow) "khidki upar kijiye, jaldi.." Khushi said shutting her window.

Dogs barked for some time and got tired went away.

"patha nahi , where the hell did these dogs come from?" arnav irritatingly said.

"unki koi galti nahi hai. Kutte wahi jate hain jahan se unhe bhoukneki(barking) awaaz sunayi deti hai", Khushi teased arnav.

Arnav, "shut up Khushi..." and held her arms.

She freed her arms from his grip and said, "hume bolne se pehle aap wo kijiye. Samjhe aap?"and muttering to her self, 'khisiyani billi khamba noche'(i.e. getting angry after feeling embarrassed).

Song was playing. Arnav got irritated by songs. He turned off the lights so that mplayerwa will shut up itself. But hai re nand kisore, usko bhi ee sankadevi ka hawa lag gaya hain ka? Oo bhi arnav bitwa ki baat naaahi sunat hain. Mplayer continues the song supply without support of light.(circuit khooobi! Hehehehe!!!!!!!)

As soon as lights were off, bcoz of sudden darkness, Khushi got afraid and hugged arnav tightly, "arnavji ! hume dar lag raha hain. Hume chodiyega mat. Arnavji...!"

Arnav didn't know what to do. His inner mind said, " Let her be in the position she is. U don't have any right to get her away from u. U belong to her. Only to Khushi".

He was also enjoying the hug and kept his one hand on her cheek and said, "Khushi, ghabrao mat. Mein tumhare paas hi hoon."

Then he turned on the light. Khushi was still hugging him. Player plays the song.

"tumko paya hain to jaise khoya hoon

Kehna chahoon bhi to tumse kya kahoon.

..................

.........

Mein agar kahoon tumsa haseen (eye lock)

Kayanat mein nahi hain kahin

Tareef ye bhi to sach hain kuch bhi nahi....!

..........

........

Jhulf ki ghane ghane ghatayein...(brushing her hair with his fingers)

Shaam si dhalki hui hain

Lehrata aanchal hai jaise baadal

Baahon mein bhari ho jaisi chaandni.....roop ki chaandni....(placed both hands on both of her cheeks with a feeling to kiss her).

Tumko paya hain to jaise khoya hoon...."

Khushi moved away from arnav.(chhoona na dekho mohe aaj sajna!) Arnav is like 'what the...'.(sajna se kaahe aaye laaj sajni!)

Arnav took out his mobile to find it switched off due to low battery.

Arnav, "Khushi tumhara mobile do. Di ko call karna hain. Wo log ghar pahunch gaye honge. Mohan ko wahi car le aane ko kehna padega."

"wo.. arnavji.. hum ghar hi jaanewale the na? to humne humara phone payaljiji ko de diya" she said so proudly as if she had made a great achievement.

"so u want me to reward u for this???" arnav gritted his teeth.(haan haan bitwa, teej ka jhanda lehrao ooke sar par.)

"haan, thodi door mein ram mandir ke paas ek phone ka dukaan hain. Wahan jaakar phone karte hain na?" Khushi suggested.(chalo laad governor! Tumri aankhen wahin aas paas kahin khulne wali hain).

Both of them got down the car and started walking.

Khushi is busy eating her chanas. She used to throw up chana in the air and catch it by her mouth. "aaa...mmm.............aaa....mmm........".

Arnav said, "what is this nonsense khushi??????"

Khushi, "ohhh... hume maaf kijiye arnavji. Lijiye hum upar fekthe hain aur aap muh se pakdiye. Ready ek... do...."(hello hi bye bye!!!!! "Khushi rai"dulkar batting chana and yuvraj "singh raizada" catching that. Rcl t20(Raizada chana league)?)

Arnav placing one hand on his forehead, "unbelievable!!!"

Khushi continued her catch by mouth game. She suddenly stumbled in darkness and fell down. Arnav made her stand.

Khushi, "ahhhhh....ahhhhh... hume dard ho raha hain".(arey bewakoof laad governor hume utha lo!!!!)

Arnav lifted her up in his arms and started walking.(make hay while the sun shines!!!) Both were staring in each other's eyes.(rabba veeeeeee......rabba veeeee!!!! Ho... Rabba veee!!!)

They both came to main road near the temple.

Arnav saw a tea shop there. He said, "mujhe headache hona laga hain.yahan achchi tea milti hain kyaa? Tumhe to patha hoga. Afterall tum bhi to aisi jagahon ko hi achchi tarah janti hogi." He wanted to show that she is low class.(coz she compared his shouting to barking of dogs)

Khushi gave a teasing smile, " yahan 'chai' hi banti hain. Aapko kya lagta hain, har koi apki tarah adhrak ka soup ya adhrak ka kadha banata hain?" and started laughing uncontrollably. 2-3 men were also hearing this and started laughing.

Arnav gave an angry look, "shut up u......!" ignoring him, she looked at the ram's temple.

It was ram navmi's night. Story of ram sita was being told. Hearing it in the loud speaker Khushi wanted to go into the temple and sit with the crowd. She told arnav, "hum pravachan sunne jaayen?"

Arnav stared at her.

"plz arnavji, aakhri addhyay hain. Sitamaiyya ka atmadahan karna.hum jaayen?" she pleaded.

Arnav didn't want to let her go, but she was adamant. Atlast he nodded his head vertically(ok).

Khushi happily went inside but to find so much crowd.

One man was shouting, "sirf jodiyon mein jo hain, unhi ko aage bithana.baaki sabko peeche hi bithaana."

Khushi tubelight has been switched on now.

She came running towards arnav, "arnavji......."

"kya?"

"wo.....wo.....andar kuch aadmi hume ghoor rahe hain. Aap aayiyena humare sath."

"chup chap yahan tum khadi nahi reh sakti?mujhe nahi aana hain andar."arnav said irritatingly.

"dekhiye agar aap nahi aaye toh hum di ko phone lagayenge aur kahenge ki yahan pravachan shuru hain. Phir di ,mamaji, mamiji, jiji, akashji sab aayenge. Un sabko waapas itni raat ko bulana aapko manjur hain to theek hain. Hum unhi ke sath pravachan sun lenge".

Arnav held her arms angrily and without any chara gaya uske sath bichaara!

In the temple, the same man asked, "kya tum dono pathi-patni ho?"

Before arnav could say something Khushi said, "haan haan ji! Yeh hai mr. laad gover....(looking at arnav) mr.arnav singh raizada aur hum srimathi. Khushi kumari gupta (showing her license) singh raizada."

Arnav looked at her like 'koyi itna pagal kaise ho sakta hain?'

They both went in and were allowed to sit in the front.

Guruji who was doing pravachan, "kisiko ramayan mein koi shak hai, toh bejijhak pooch sakte hain."

One guy asked, "ji, sriram ne apni galti maankar sitamaiyya ko apnane ke liye tayyaar ho gaye, lekin sitamaiyya ne kyun kar diya apne aaapko dharthi maa ke hawale?"

Guruji said, "sriram ne kya kiya? Ek dhobi ki bematlab ki baat sunkar unhone sita maiyya ko van(jungle) bhej diya. Unhone sitamaiyya se poochna tak zaroori nahi samjha. Bina soche samjhe unhone sitamaiyya ko dandh(punishment) de diya. Gire hue logon ki baatein giri hui aur jhooti hi hoti hain. Yeh kaise sriram samajh nahi paaye? Uss dhobi ki baat sunkar unhone use dhand de diye, jise wo dil se pyaar karte the, jiske sath poori zindagi bithana chahte the, jiski juda hone par raat din use hi doondkar pareshan hote the, jiske bare mein wo jante hain ki wo unse behad pyaar karti hain.unhone ek baar bhi yeh nahi socha ki 'agar wo nirdosh ho toh?'.unhone ek dhobi par vishwaas kiya, apne pyaar par nahi. Pyaar aur viswaas ek hi sikke ke do pehlu hote hain. Sita maiyya bina kisi galti ke saza paayi thi. Aur wo jisse pyaar karti thi aur jise apna bhagwaan maanti thi, agar unhe hi unpar bharousa nahi hain, to jeekar kya karegi? Isi wajah se sitamaiyya ne unse door jaane ka faisla liya."

Arnav was listening to all this. He for the first time thought 'kahin maine bhi yehi galti nahi kardi?shyam jhoota hain, uski kahi baat bhi to jhooti ho sakti hain. Kahin maine bhi meri nirdosh Khushi ko saza ........?'

Another guy asked,"ji ram aur sita kaise dikthe the?"

Guruji thought for sometime and pointing to arnav and Khushi he said , "wo jo Jodi hain na, bilkul unki tarah. Waah!! Kya Jodi hain donon ki! Jaise do hanson ka joda. Tum dono bilkul ram sita ki Jodi lagte ho. Bhagwaan karein tum dono bal bachchon ke sath khush raho!!!!"

Arnav and Khushi looked at each other. Eye lock(rabba ve....... rabba ve)( hello hi bye bye!!!!!!!! Humra mobaeel phone bhi itni baar lock naaahi hovat hain jitni baar ee phatti saaadi aur arnav bitwa ki eyes ka lock hovat hain!!!!!!!)

Mohan brought the car and arshi reached home.

Arnav thought all night about the pravachan.

..........................................

Next day, shyam started vomiting.(arey ee thhoda over naahi laagat kaa re shaamwa! Tum dikhana chhahat ho ki tum preg anji ka bahutahi khayal rakte ho. Par oo ke liye tum bhi pregnant ki tarah behave karoge kaa?)

Doctor tested him and told that he is suffering from jaundice( doosran ki biwi ke parnazar rakhne wale isse jyada hona chahiye). Anji was worried and was doing vrat and all(usko bolke fayda naa hain, uska daily routine , wo kya karegi?).

After sometime phone began to ring. Khushi picked it up, "halo"

"shyam sir aapne jaise bola maine waise jhoote reports bana liye hain."

Khushi kept the phone and went directly to shyam.

she was sooooo angry as if arnav's aatma entered into Khushi.

Anji was not there. Shyam was lying on the bed. He saw Khushi coming towards him. "Khushi hume patha tha, humari beemar hone ki khabar sunkar aap....."

A tight ssslap painted his cheek a blood red colour.

"sharm nahi aati tumhe.tumne humse apni shaadi shuda hone ki sachchaai chhupakar dhoke se sagai ki, humare parivaar walon ko aur iss parivaar walon ko dhoka diya, tumhaari wajah se babuji ki waisi halat hui. Phir bhi itne din hum chup rahe kyunki di preg hain aur wo aapse bahut pyaar karti hain.wo preg hote hue bhi aapki salaamathi ke liye vrat rakh rahi hain.wo devi hain devi.Par aaj tumne sab had(limit) paar kar kardi. Ek baat kaan kholkar sun lo, "hum sirf apne pathi se, arnavji se behad pyaar karte the, karte hain aur karte rahenge ", samjhe tum? Tumse baat karte hue bhi sharm aati hain. Shiiii!!!! Hum tumse nafrat karte the, nafrat karte hain, aur hamesha nafrat hi karenge. Arey hum kya, tum to anjali di ke pyaar ke khayal ke bhi laayak nahi ho."

She didn't wait for reply. She went away at lightening speed.

Arnav who was hearing this from outside di's room was shocked "oh shit arnav! Tumne ye kya kar diya. Meri Khushi innocent hain, wo mujhse pyaar karti hain".

After that Khushi didn't go to di's room. Actually shyam was really ill. And that phone call arnav's plan to find out the truth. shyam was shell shocked to hear that Khushi hates him from deep of her heart and loves only arnav. He felt very bad. Now he compared anji and Khushi. Anji was really worried about shyam. She looked after him , cared for him and didn't even all the night, despite of being preg. This care slowly changed shyam. His physical as well as mental health recovered. He started loving anjali. (bg.

Ooooo laagi tumse mann ki lagan

Lagan laagi tumse mann ki lagan

Gali gali ghoome, dil tujhe dhoonde....

Tere bin tarse nayan.....

Lagan laagi tumse mann ki lagan)

After six months, One fine day, shyam told about everything of his evil deeds to arnav and anjali. As arnav already knew it, he just kept staring at him. But anjali after hearing all these said just, "get out !!!!"

Shyam , "rani sahiba hume maaf kar dijiye. Ab hum sudhar gaye

Apr 9, 2012

rabbave end (By mk)

After six months, One fine day, shyam told about everything of his evil deeds to arnav and anjali. As arnav already knew it, he just kept staring at him. But anjali after hearing all these said just, "get out !!!!"

Shyam , "rani sahiba hume maaf kar dijiye. Ab hum sudhar gaye. Hum jaan gaye hain ki aap humse kitna pyaar karti hain. Apne aapse hume door mat kijiye. Hum aapke aur apne bachche ke bina jee nahi sakthe."he cried his heart out.

Now Khushi spoke, "di, jijaji ko maaf kar dijiye naa! Subah ka bhoola agar sham ko ghar laute to wo bhoola nahi kahlata.unhe ek mauka de dijiye di. Humare khatir!!!!!"

At last anjali accepting him. Shyam now hugged anjali with true love.

Now it was Khushi's turn. She told everything about her and arnav's contract marriage and said, "ab humara kaam ho gaya. Aap sabko humari alvida!!!"

She picked up her suitcase was about to leave the home.

Arnav, "Khushi mat jaao. Mujhse galti ho gayi. i...i......im.....im sorry!"

Khushi , "kyun? Aap toh humse nafrat karte hain na? aur waise bhi, hum yahan rahe na rahe, jeeye ya marein. Iss baat se aapko kyaa faraq padta hain?"

Arnav "of course, faraq padta hain damnit !"

Khushi "kyun faraq padta hain??"

Arnav "coz I love u damnit". (*sigh of relief* poof ! bol diya re baba akhir!!!!)

Khushi's eyes wide open.arnav staring at her as if saying 'don't go Khushi!!!'

Mamiji opened up her mouthwa, "arey phatti saadi! Abhi tum hi toh telling kar rahi thi na, morning ka amnesia pesant(patient) agar evening ma come back home, toh who amnesia pesant naahi hovat hain."

Every body was laughing slowly. Arnav and Khushi stared at each other. She ran towards him and hugged him tighly, "hum bhi aapse bahut pyaar karte hain, laad governor!"

Arnav, "o'really! Meri chamkili!!!!!!"

They all lived happily ever after.

After 3 years , payash gave birth to girl and named her alka.(payAL, aKAsh)

Anjali and shyam's baby boy was named ansh(ANjali, SHyam)

And arnav and Khushi gave birth to nahi pari named arushi(ARnav , khUSHI).

THUS STORY'S HAPPY ENDING.

Love u all arshi fans. Bye.

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